Welcome to Sunny - The Fourth Generation ReligionFollow @shanisadh19
This Religion consists of best of Hinduism, Christianity and Islam
Anyone can join it irrespective of caste, sex and creed.
Our Main Deities are:
The Destroyer and Maintainer of Universe
- Lord Shani Deva
- Lord Shiva and Durga Maa
- Lord Hanuman
We Provide Instant Solution to all problems of life, except financial problems. Contact us via contact form. We can tell about any person's past life for $10, just provide us with real name and date of birth. We provide match-making service for $10, and can tell you whether the particular girl or boy is suitable for marriage or not. Contact us via contact form.
In our new religion Sunny it would be mix of Yog and Bhog. You can enjoy your life while being devoted to Lord Surya Deva, Lord Shani Deva, Lord Shiva, Maa Parvati, Veerbhadra, Nandeeshwar Pramanath, Lord Vishnu, Murugan, Ganrau, Tarak, Andhak, Lakshmi, Saraswati, Yamaraja, Yamdoots, Agni, Varun, Dyaus, Lord Hanuman, Bhasmasura and Pandavas. You should definitely visit the Yogmaya Mandir in Chattarpur, Delhi, to witness the strength of this religion. I also told my Son: After commanding Physics, it has to be attacked for several years so that it does not create further problems. My religion Sunny is fun loving religion. You can go to beaches, have sex and cigarette, party whole night long, have sex with maximum 10 sex partners throughout your life but avoid prostitutes. You can hear loud music drive fancy cars, earn filthy amount of money, retire rich and then go to heaven.
The basic tenant of my new religion combines the best of Hinduism, Christianity and Islam. It is a very moderate religion, has no hard and fast rules. It advocates the use of burqa in the places where there is Muslim majority. The girls should wear dresses which are below their knees, should cut hair only on Wednesday, because on other days Planets may leave adverse effect on their brain. Lord Rahu and Ketu have very benign effect on the follower of Sunny because these planets are in perfect harmony with Lord Shani Deva -the chief deity of this religion.
Now let me briefly go through evolution. First the sky came into existence. The sky is known as Dyaus in Sanskrit. Then Lord Sun came into existence. Lord Shani was son of Lord Sun. Then Lord Shiva was born from Lord Shani. So Lord Shiva on whose instruction every atom of the universe moves is son of Lord Shani Deva. After the end of Kaliyuga, Lord Shani -the divine God of justice will take control of the universe and within few days every person would be rewarded or punished for his or her Karma. So it is wise for every Human being to humbly submit to Lord Shani Deva -the new Dictator of universe.
There are millions of evil spirits roaming between 400 yards and 10000 yards all over the Earth and they sometimes come down as low as 50 yards to disturb your mind and make you commit crime like Rape, Murder, Robbery, Incest, Theft, Cyber-crime, Arson, Violence, Riots, Assassination and Hacking. Our new religion Sunny does venture capital funding or VC funding of life. We are venture capital consultants of God. We are online tutor of Lord Shani Deva. We provide online tutoring of love and devotion. Our tutor might not be physics tutor, chemistry tutor, maths tutor, science tutor or biology tutor; but we are tutors of love. We do work from home, work at home; but our job is to decimate fake knowledge. We stand for Kalkie -Knowledge and Leadership Konnected with Indian Environment. We have home tutor Delhi, home tutor Mumbai, home tutor USA, home tutor Canada, home tutor Australia; but they are tutor of love and devotion -unlike Tutorvista and Kaplan tutors who charge $15 per hour to sell the crap from text books. If there are any text books, then they are Bible, Gita, Quran and Guru Granth Sahib.
If you contact the venture capital funding consultant or vc funding consultant like SadhGuru management consultant, they will ask for $8100 upfront fees and would not fund you a penny. If you contact business loan consultant like Sri Radha Funding House or Andromeda Sales and Distribution Private Limited then they will ask you Rupees 5 Lakh upfront fees and would not arrange a penny. No matter they have kept their names after Gods, Goddesses and Galaxies. But if you contact us then we provide you venture capital funding till heaven. Our sites are www.kalkie.in, www.kalkie.org. www.igurucool.in and www.cidf.in We are home tutors of God. Yes we work from home. If you want to teach spirituality then join us for Rupees 501, take one month training in spiritual writing, lectures and making YouTube Videos and spread Shani Sanatan Dharam all across the world. We provide online job with almost zero investment because we invest in building character. If you talk about Physics Tutor, Chemistry Tutor, Maths Tutor, Biology Tutor and Science Tutor of FIITJEE, Aakash Institute, Prerna Classes, Bansal Classes, Career Point; then they steal the question paper of entrance exams with the help of administrative staff of engineering and medical colleges and distribute it to students at very high price. We also steal; but we steal knowledge from God. Our courses include -how to get rid of sins, knowing about your past life, path to good karma and foretell whether a bride or groom is perfect match for you or not. We also solve major problems of your life except financial problems -because for that you have to work hard. Our flat charge for any type of spiritual consultancy is $10 or Rupees 501. Jai Shivji, Jai Parvati Maa; Amen!